Assassin's Creed 2

Won't be blogging for a while and here's the reason.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Master Assassin

LIVE BY THE CREED.

Bowling Madness

Yes ! There it is !

"Bizarre Bowling"

It took me exactly 10 minutes to find an appropriate title for this piece of mine. When I say appropriate it must include: alliteration, wordplay and that's pretty much about it.


So, we're Asians and we're cheap and $5 per game is equivalent to buy 1 get 3 free! Yes, you heard me right. So, I manage to convince my girlfriend [SH] to play some bowling. I was hesitant at first due to previous experiences of her playing bowling which resulting in her scoring low of the lowest scores - but that besides the point - she came anyway which, believe me I am grateful for, always and every single time. So, let the games begin!

ROUND 1

ROUND 2

ROUND 3

Of course I win. Only because I got skills that kills, (finally, I get to use this line), I am the ME in Game, (OMG, I'm on a roll) and I should stop here with the cheesy lines.

ab <3 sh

Information Jason

What do you do when your bored and you don't have anything to do on the train to the city (45 minute train - boo!) and it's 40 degrees Celsius with no air con and you happen to hop on into a tin can train. Guess what I did? No, I did not take my shirt off and started dancing and singing like its (imaginary) raining. Plug in some headphones and listen to some tunes of Jason Mraz. Having all the albums of this great singer/songwriter I managed to listen to all his songs so much times that I know the lyrics to all of them - no joke. So here is my top 15 because 10 couldn't just do it.



15. Wordplay
14. Too Much Food
13. Love For A Child
12. Bella Luna
11. No Stopping Us
10. A Beautiful Mess
9. You & I Both
8. If It Kills Me
7. Geek in the Pink
6. Live High
5. Tonight, Not Again
4. Butterfly
3. The Dynamo of Volition
2. Unfold
1. Mr. Curiosity

" leap in - the net will appear "

formulae

After watching a season of Big Bang Theory I finally needed a solution to give out to geeks, physicists, nerds and people with a significantly high IQ (anything over 100) on how to pick up really, really hot and smart girls (hopefully!). The solution for this dilemma can be simply put into a formula. It involves them solving a simple algebra question. If they are unable to solve this, there is a high chance they will find a friend who is able in maths. So here is the question:-

Step 1:
Expand the bracket on the right hand side to get: 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u

Step 2:
Subtract 9x from both sides to get: -7i > -21u

Step 3:
In inequalities, when you multiply or divide by a negative you need to swap the sign so the > becomes a < which then gets rid of both negative signs in front of 7 and 21. So we have 7i <3 21u so far.

Step 4:
Divide 21 by 7. Then voila

i <3 u

"It's not only smart, but sweet"

God

No matter what I do. No matter where I am. No matter what they say.
I know without a doubt that you exist. This is who you are to me.
Love God. Love People. Love Life

From Zero To Hero

So I've been playing this new game for 3+ weeks or so now called Heroes of Newerth. It's basically like DoTA (Defense of the Ancients) except it has way more super duper cool graphics, think about Warcraft 3 : Frozen Throne graphics and then compare it to StarCraft 2 graphics, (if you've seen demos, previews, reviews, game mags and/or all the other geeky stuff that I am into) it's frigging awesome right? Think about Flintstones (DoTA) and then StarTrek (HoN), just like the Black Eyed Peas says: "HoN is so 3008, DoTA is so 2000 and late".

Yeah I know I'm so creative that I cannot help myself to create such imaginative and descriptive replacement for the actual lyrics or words for the BOOM BOOM POW song. Hence, which I realize after a few seconds of that song playing in my own little head, creating very silent sounds that only I can hear, which leads me to my conclusion or something rather my limelight that I created to lift my ego up, not to be boastful or prideful but to display how skilled I am in this game and my finese in owning nooblets just like you and your mum and to totally just to display what Boom Boom Pow really is. Without further a do I bring to you.... not in words or sounds but something rather feasing for your very own set of 2 eyes or four eyes if your wearing spectacles (get it? i know right, its funny).... (drum roll).... ta da!

GGKTHXBAIQQMOREBBQNOOBCAKEROFLOLMAO

Legendary!

It does not happen overnight. It is not like the SunSilk advertisement where: you get some uber shiny hair which is shinier than my recently polished black shoes, which was probably polished by goblins or gremlins during your sleep that when if someone stared at your hair they will see their own reflection unless they're a vampire (vampires have no reflections when they look in the mirror because they're dead, duh) when you use this type of shampoo and/or conditioner.

It takes time, a long time, infact a very long time unless your pro like me then trust me, it will come easy, easier than stealing a lolly from a kid, hence, it's like stealing candy from Mr.Burns (Simpsons). If you've seen some documentaries about people who are legendary at what they do they will tell you that it took them forever - of course not literally. MJ - pick one - Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson. It don't matter who, it dont matter when, it dont matter what, it dont matter why, they will both own you in what they did best, basketball and molesting kids (kidding only) respectively. MJ IS THE KING OF POP - HE'S AWESOMELY AWESOME.


That is what I like the most about this quote it does not happen in one BigBang Theory (damn that show :)). Think about it: Legen - wait for it - dary! Get it? Get it?