Saturday, August 15, 2009

REDBULLSH*T


It was my friend's 22nd birthday (Rian) and I volunteered to be a designated driver (I cannot drink any alcohol whatsoever because I'm a P plater = 0% Blood Alcohol Level) for a couple of friends which I was glad to do so for reasons such as I did not want to drink as much as I did want to drink (yeah, I know I am confusing like that) which means I can only drink non-alcoholic beverages (duh, obviously) such as OJ, water or energy drinks. With the 3 options in place I was thinking of what would satisfy my thirst and yet will make me NOT fall asleep because, nightclubs and sleeping does not bode well, trust me I know, I have had one experience which ended in me getting kicked out of a nightclub and ending my friends birthday early, embarassing and epic fail (hopefully, you get the point).

Orange Juice: Healthy, but this is not primary school.
Water: Wee, Piss, and more wee wee = going to toilets = very dirty toilets = hepatitis A&B.
Red Bull: hyper, will keep me awake, second best energy drink - V owns.

Well, I guess you know who the winner is (drum roll) Red Bull. So I bought one from the bar knowing that it will be overpriced, I gave the dude a $20 and guess what how much he gives me back? $12.50, if my maths is correct this can of drink costed me $7.50. I'm thinking to myself, this is highway robbery, they might aswell point a gun to my head and rob me, what a RIP. 210% profit, damn risky! A 330mL bottle in 7/11 costs about $4.10 and I thought they were the most overpriced store ever (I accept it because they are open 24/7). This is not right, is there a law against this? I'll get over it just about right............. Now.

Well, that RedBull did keep me up awake all night/morning, able to drive my friends home safely and helped me write a blog at this early hour of the mornings. Anyway, learn my lesson buying drinks from the clubs, especially redbull, I am disgusted that I might puke even when I am sober. Guess, that's life, nightclub bosses gotta make a living, next time they won't be making a living out of me. ROFLOLMAO!