Monday, October 26, 2009

Information Jason

What do you do when your bored and you don't have anything to do on the train to the city (45 minute train - boo!) and it's 40 degrees Celsius with no air con and you happen to hop on into a tin can train. Guess what I did? No, I did not take my shirt off and started dancing and singing like its (imaginary) raining. Plug in some headphones and listen to some tunes of Jason Mraz. Having all the albums of this great singer/songwriter I managed to listen to all his songs so much times that I know the lyrics to all of them - no joke. So here is my top 15 because 10 couldn't just do it.



15. Wordplay
14. Too Much Food
13. Love For A Child
12. Bella Luna
11. No Stopping Us
10. A Beautiful Mess
9. You & I Both
8. If It Kills Me
7. Geek in the Pink
6. Live High
5. Tonight, Not Again
4. Butterfly
3. The Dynamo of Volition
2. Unfold
1. Mr. Curiosity

" leap in - the net will appear "

Sunday, October 25, 2009

formulae

After watching a season of Big Bang Theory I finally needed a solution to give out to geeks, physicists, nerds and people with a significantly high IQ (anything over 100) on how to pick up really, really hot and smart girls (hopefully!). The solution for this dilemma can be simply put into a formula. It involves them solving a simple algebra question. If they are unable to solve this, there is a high chance they will find a friend who is able in maths. So here is the question:-

Step 1:
Expand the bracket on the right hand side to get: 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u

Step 2:
Subtract 9x from both sides to get: -7i > -21u

Step 3:
In inequalities, when you multiply or divide by a negative you need to swap the sign so the > becomes a < which then gets rid of both negative signs in front of 7 and 21. So we have 7i <3 21u so far.

Step 4:
Divide 21 by 7. Then voila

i <3 u

"It's not only smart, but sweet"