Assassin's Creed 2

Won't be blogging for a while and here's the reason.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Master Assassin

LIVE BY THE CREED.

Bowling Madness

Yes ! There it is !

"Bizarre Bowling"

It took me exactly 10 minutes to find an appropriate title for this piece of mine. When I say appropriate it must include: alliteration, wordplay and that's pretty much about it.


So, we're Asians and we're cheap and $5 per game is equivalent to buy 1 get 3 free! Yes, you heard me right. So, I manage to convince my girlfriend [SH] to play some bowling. I was hesitant at first due to previous experiences of her playing bowling which resulting in her scoring low of the lowest scores - but that besides the point - she came anyway which, believe me I am grateful for, always and every single time. So, let the games begin!

ROUND 1

ROUND 2

ROUND 3

Of course I win. Only because I got skills that kills, (finally, I get to use this line), I am the ME in Game, (OMG, I'm on a roll) and I should stop here with the cheesy lines.

ab <3 sh

Information Jason

What do you do when your bored and you don't have anything to do on the train to the city (45 minute train - boo!) and it's 40 degrees Celsius with no air con and you happen to hop on into a tin can train. Guess what I did? No, I did not take my shirt off and started dancing and singing like its (imaginary) raining. Plug in some headphones and listen to some tunes of Jason Mraz. Having all the albums of this great singer/songwriter I managed to listen to all his songs so much times that I know the lyrics to all of them - no joke. So here is my top 15 because 10 couldn't just do it.



15. Wordplay
14. Too Much Food
13. Love For A Child
12. Bella Luna
11. No Stopping Us
10. A Beautiful Mess
9. You & I Both
8. If It Kills Me
7. Geek in the Pink
6. Live High
5. Tonight, Not Again
4. Butterfly
3. The Dynamo of Volition
2. Unfold
1. Mr. Curiosity

" leap in - the net will appear "

formulae

After watching a season of Big Bang Theory I finally needed a solution to give out to geeks, physicists, nerds and people with a significantly high IQ (anything over 100) on how to pick up really, really hot and smart girls (hopefully!). The solution for this dilemma can be simply put into a formula. It involves them solving a simple algebra question. If they are unable to solve this, there is a high chance they will find a friend who is able in maths. So here is the question:-

Step 1:
Expand the bracket on the right hand side to get: 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u

Step 2:
Subtract 9x from both sides to get: -7i > -21u

Step 3:
In inequalities, when you multiply or divide by a negative you need to swap the sign so the > becomes a < which then gets rid of both negative signs in front of 7 and 21. So we have 7i <3 21u so far.

Step 4:
Divide 21 by 7. Then voila

i <3 u

"It's not only smart, but sweet"

God

No matter what I do. No matter where I am. No matter what they say.
I know without a doubt that you exist. This is who you are to me.
Love God. Love People. Love Life

From Zero To Hero

So I've been playing this new game for 3+ weeks or so now called Heroes of Newerth. It's basically like DoTA (Defense of the Ancients) except it has way more super duper cool graphics, think about Warcraft 3 : Frozen Throne graphics and then compare it to StarCraft 2 graphics, (if you've seen demos, previews, reviews, game mags and/or all the other geeky stuff that I am into) it's frigging awesome right? Think about Flintstones (DoTA) and then StarTrek (HoN), just like the Black Eyed Peas says: "HoN is so 3008, DoTA is so 2000 and late".

Yeah I know I'm so creative that I cannot help myself to create such imaginative and descriptive replacement for the actual lyrics or words for the BOOM BOOM POW song. Hence, which I realize after a few seconds of that song playing in my own little head, creating very silent sounds that only I can hear, which leads me to my conclusion or something rather my limelight that I created to lift my ego up, not to be boastful or prideful but to display how skilled I am in this game and my finese in owning nooblets just like you and your mum and to totally just to display what Boom Boom Pow really is. Without further a do I bring to you.... not in words or sounds but something rather feasing for your very own set of 2 eyes or four eyes if your wearing spectacles (get it? i know right, its funny).... (drum roll).... ta da!

GGKTHXBAIQQMOREBBQNOOBCAKEROFLOLMAO

Legendary!

It does not happen overnight. It is not like the SunSilk advertisement where: you get some uber shiny hair which is shinier than my recently polished black shoes, which was probably polished by goblins or gremlins during your sleep that when if someone stared at your hair they will see their own reflection unless they're a vampire (vampires have no reflections when they look in the mirror because they're dead, duh) when you use this type of shampoo and/or conditioner.

It takes time, a long time, infact a very long time unless your pro like me then trust me, it will come easy, easier than stealing a lolly from a kid, hence, it's like stealing candy from Mr.Burns (Simpsons). If you've seen some documentaries about people who are legendary at what they do they will tell you that it took them forever - of course not literally. MJ - pick one - Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson. It don't matter who, it dont matter when, it dont matter what, it dont matter why, they will both own you in what they did best, basketball and molesting kids (kidding only) respectively. MJ IS THE KING OF POP - HE'S AWESOMELY AWESOME.


That is what I like the most about this quote it does not happen in one BigBang Theory (damn that show :)). Think about it: Legen - wait for it - dary! Get it? Get it?

Ten Things

1. Rubik's Cube
It still amazes me how fast people can solve this cube, I have seen people solve it in less than a minute. A YouTube video that I saw solved it in less than 10secs. How the hell in the world? It must be hack, it's gotta be hacks. Rubik's and I will be together until I solve it in less than a minute.

2. Wallet
Having no wallet, means not having any money. If you don't have any money you cannot buy anything. To survive in this world we must eat and drink. If I don't have any money I cannot eat and drink. Without eating and drinking results into the early stages of starvation called "hunger". Hunger then leads to starvation and when starvation is at it's prime, well, it leads to death. If I die without my wallet, I do not have any type of identification which means I die and no one would know who I am. Very, very sad way to die :).

3. iPhone
Music, Internet, SMS, games and your Mum's phone number. Nuff said.

4. Keys
Can't turn anything on without keys, get it? HaHeHiHoHu.

5. Spectacles
What's the worst thing than getting cancer? Not being able to see when your able to see. That's why I have my specs. It makes my eyes feel brand new kinda like I removed my eyes from my eye socket then I wash it water and it's all fresh and clean. Now I can see very far even during at night, it acts like a Night Vision goggles except you don't see things in green.

6. Deodorant
Why have a normal roll on when you can have a "chocolate flavoured roll-on". Yup, I was thinking the samething. I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

7. Cookies & Cream Milky Bar
If not, the best King Size Bar in the world. I still do not understand or comprehend why they stopped making selling them in Coles, Woolies and wherever. Good thing I know this store who has it, and no even if you paid me $1,000,000 I wouldnt tell you the location, its my shop, all mine, all my Milky Bar. Plus, incase I forget to bring my wallet - yummy Milky Bar before I die.

8. SONY PSP
The best handheld console ever made because its hackable and it's got awesome games - for free. Dissidia fools - who wants to face my Cloud Strife? I thought not, go QQ you noobcakes.

9. DeathNote
Why would you need a gun, when you have a DeathNote? GGKTHXBBQBYE

10. Feathered Pen
DeathNote is rendered useless if you cannot write someones name on it. Also, good for doing crosswords, sudoku, ken-ken and to write your Mum's number when I hit on her :).

ROFLOLMAO!

REDBULLSH*T

It was my friend's 22nd birthday (Rian) and I volunteered to be a designated driver (I cannot drink any alcohol whatsoever because I'm a P plater = 0% Blood Alcohol Level) for a couple of friends which I was glad to do so for reasons such as I did not want to drink as much as I did want to drink (yeah, I know I am confusing like that) which means I can only drink non-alcoholic beverages (duh, obviously) such as OJ, water or energy drinks. With the 3 options in place I was thinking of what would satisfy my thirst and yet will make me NOT fall asleep because, nightclubs and sleeping does not bode well, trust me I know, I have had one experience which ended in me getting kicked out of a nightclub and ending my friends birthday early, embarassing and epic fail (hopefully, you get the point).

Orange Juice: Healthy, but this is not primary school.
Water: Wee, Piss, and more wee wee = going to toilets = very dirty toilets = hepatitis A&B.
Red Bull: hyper, will keep me awake, second best energy drink - V owns.

Well, I guess you know who the winner is (drum roll) Red Bull. So I bought one from the bar knowing that it will be overpriced, I gave the dude a $20 and guess what how much he gives me back? $12.50, if my maths is correct this can of drink costed me $7.50. I'm thinking to myself, this is highway robbery, they might aswell point a gun to my head and rob me, what a RIP. 210% profit, damn risky! A 330mL bottle in 7/11 costs about $4.10 and I thought they were the most overpriced store ever (I accept it because they are open 24/7). This is not right, is there a law against this? I'll get over it just about right............. Now.

Well, that RedBull did keep me up awake all night/morning, able to drive my friends home safely and helped me write a blog at this early hour of the mornings. Anyway, learn my lesson buying drinks from the clubs, especially redbull, I am disgusted that I might puke even when I am sober. Guess, that's life, nightclub bosses gotta make a living, next time they won't be making a living out of me. ROFLOLMAO!

Art of An Artistic Artist

Perhaps, its the lack of vision, understanding and knowledge that I fail to see art as "ART". What is so artsy about this? Its... hey! A black & white canvas!

Art must be appealing in one's eyes (in my opinion), having no artistic skill at all in terms of drawing or painting unless you call owning noobs a form of art then yes, I'm very artistic and you can call me Van Gogh, Vincent Van Gogh. I like Van Gogh because apparently from what my artistic friends told me is that he cut off his ear because he needed some inspiration and that's what made him great but I guess I'm highly exaggerating to make the story more dramatic and interesting. Truly, I think he was just one insane, psychotic, crazy artistic person (my opinion, yet again). So here's some of the photos which I call "ART". They are very pretty and very appealing, enthralling, captivating, eye-catching and you get my drift. Here are some examples:-

colour your world

"artists think. artists think with their eyes. artists think with their eyes open."

...wouldn't mind this for my next car :)


ABC easy as "123"

basically shows where the word "light" originated

my photography skills - fail

Although I failed to see what seems to be so interesting in that black & white canvas. A friend told me once that you have to know the meaning behind the art, some people paint blind folded, other they tie themselves on a rope and swings while painting and other crazy ideas. Which reminds me of my idea for my master piece. I'll jump off the highest skyscraper and while falling I'd quickly paint my masterpiece of art and call it "Into Oblivion". Too bad, that will never happen though, I'd rather live than die famous.

i love life, nubcakes

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

It's that time of the day, wait, 4:17am to be exact. I'd like to think my intellect is at a high during these early morning periods. I do not know why I do not feel tired or why I can stay up this late (or early, whatever makes you fancy). I'm beginning to think I have a sleeping disorder, or it may be the radio waves from the computer screen that keeps me awake, or the aliens from planet Klingon tinkering with my brain ever so diligently, or that my brain acts as a transmitter/receiver that it is constantly receiving and transmitting (duh!) information, or i have insomnia (grabs hair and starts ripping it out). I am not quite that insane yet, which reminds me of a really, really cool spell in Harry Potter "crucio" it pretty much tortures you and make you look like one crazy mother father XD.

She who must not be named.
Cannot play any games.
I cannot say her name.
Or else she will put me in pain.

Some call it a poem, others a piece of art. I call it children rhyming words. Why? I totally have no idea. I like to call things differently, I had this awesome idea for a baby's name, boy or girl, it doesn't matter what or who it is. I wanted to name my baby ZFHDNVH (pronounce it as: John). How cool is that? It totally doesn't make sense! I know, but wouldnt it be cool to have a name without vowels? Imagine this scene:

The teacher is marking who is absent and present in class and when the teacher gets to your name and they attempt to have a go on pronouncing your name, it kinda would be like: Swahili, German, Chinese, Taiwanese, all the other ----nese, Russian and all the other ----ian in one go. Mad tongue twister, that teacher would be speaking 20 languages mixed together in word. They should invent a word for that something like: blenguage (blended language), ain't I creative. Then that teacher would ask you how to pronounce and you'll be "ummm... John its so easy to pronunce my name, damn risky!"

♥ 23.07.09 ♥

Lachesis

Razer Lachesis

I am definitely a sucker (stupid, stupid, boy) for brands. "Razer" one of the most distinguished and prestigious brand name for gaming hardware. I recently bought one for a whooping $139.99 (it makes me feel so much better that its not $140.00, seriously it does) and what captured and captivated me the most was the brand name itself, (heck, i don't know what Lachesis is or how to even pronounce that word) the packaging (it comes in a nice black box with green writing, green yum) and the description on the box:-

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Named after the venomous lachesis muta muta - Latin for "bringer of silent death" - the Razer Lachesis takes on the same lethal traits as its namesake that will send shivers down your enemies spines (well thats scary and deadly, definitely deadly).

"The Razer Lachesis knows no rules and takes no hostages. Victory beckons move in for the kill."

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So when I tried the viper (mouse, pardon my lameness, its terrifying), I couldnt believe it, I could not control it, moves so fast and it reacts so quickly that if i just slowly move my hand the mouse goes to the other side of the computer screen (24inch wwwwwwiiiiiiidddddeeeee screeen).

"WTFREAK!!!" said I. "How can I possibly own little nooblets now? I would epic misclick because this mouse is superfast and be called a noob in DoTA."

Feeling downcasted and downhearted that my ability to own noobs does not exist as of now when I use whats suppose to be a pro-gaming mouse which claims that it would give me an edge when I game. Grabbing the black with green writing box (its very pretty, its green) I read more details on the box. Gathering my phlethora of knowledge in the Information Technology area, I started reading the interesting chart:-

Laser Sensor: 3G (Im assuming its like mobile phones, where 3G is faster than 2G)
Sensitivity(dpi): 4000 dpi (dots per inch) more dpi = more accurate.
Tracking Speed(ips): 60 - 100 ips (inch per second) dont ask me, i have no idea.
Acceleration(g): 25(g) Im assuming, the more (g) the better it is.

Anyway, barely understanding what the numbers mean. I decided to try it out and play a couple of games of DoTA. After 1.5+ hours of gaming, I managed to play 3 games of DoTA consecutively, which was a record because I normally get bored after 2 games. I was rather impressed with my results. This mouse was awesome, it lives up to its name. It's deadly, dangerous and deathly to nooblets (like yourself most probably).

STATS DO NOT LIE

It might be the mouse, It might be me. It doesn't really matter. Its called PWNED!

AB. @ US WEST LORDAERON [ BATTLE.NET]

P.S. I found out how to pronounce the word: Lach⋅e⋅sis /ˈlætʃəsɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [lach-uh-sis]

beginning of a beginner

anger bottled up inside is not good for my health, hence im releasing it slowly into the world.

as ive told a friend of mine, that i do fail (terribly fail, without exaggeration) when writing. i do try to make sense (my hardest, mind you) and yet i still cannot reach her level of vocabulary and finesse (she's a walking dictionary, yet again i am not exaggerating). but enough said, i love writing as much as a fat kid loves cake (or baking cake whichever you would prefer), so that's another reason why i should start this little blog of mine and im gonna let it shine (does anybody know that sunday school song?) so i muster all the knowledge in me in an attempt to produce a piece writing as best as i could, hopefully not sounding too idiotic & moronic that the blogging gods (if they exist) will smite me and laugh at my failed attempt.

dont judge me. im not green minded, i just happen to like the colour green.