Ten Things

1. Rubik's Cube
It still amazes me how fast people can solve this cube, I have seen people solve it in less than a minute. A YouTube video that I saw solved it in less than 10secs. How the hell in the world? It must be hack, it's gotta be hacks. Rubik's and I will be together until I solve it in less than a minute.

2. Wallet
Having no wallet, means not having any money. If you don't have any money you cannot buy anything. To survive in this world we must eat and drink. If I don't have any money I cannot eat and drink. Without eating and drinking results into the early stages of starvation called "hunger". Hunger then leads to starvation and when starvation is at it's prime, well, it leads to death. If I die without my wallet, I do not have any type of identification which means I die and no one would know who I am. Very, very sad way to die :).

3. iPhone
Music, Internet, SMS, games and your Mum's phone number. Nuff said.

4. Keys
Can't turn anything on without keys, get it? HaHeHiHoHu.

5. Spectacles
What's the worst thing than getting cancer? Not being able to see when your able to see. That's why I have my specs. It makes my eyes feel brand new kinda like I removed my eyes from my eye socket then I wash it water and it's all fresh and clean. Now I can see very far even during at night, it acts like a Night Vision goggles except you don't see things in green.

6. Deodorant
Why have a normal roll on when you can have a "chocolate flavoured roll-on". Yup, I was thinking the samething. I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

7. Cookies & Cream Milky Bar
If not, the best King Size Bar in the world. I still do not understand or comprehend why they stopped making selling them in Coles, Woolies and wherever. Good thing I know this store who has it, and no even if you paid me $1,000,000 I wouldnt tell you the location, its my shop, all mine, all my Milky Bar. Plus, incase I forget to bring my wallet - yummy Milky Bar before I die.

8. SONY PSP
The best handheld console ever made because its hackable and it's got awesome games - for free. Dissidia fools - who wants to face my Cloud Strife? I thought not, go QQ you noobcakes.

9. DeathNote
Why would you need a gun, when you have a DeathNote? GGKTHXBBQBYE

10. Feathered Pen
DeathNote is rendered useless if you cannot write someones name on it. Also, good for doing crosswords, sudoku, ken-ken and to write your Mum's number when I hit on her :).

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