She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

It's that time of the day, wait, 4:17am to be exact. I'd like to think my intellect is at a high during these early morning periods. I do not know why I do not feel tired or why I can stay up this late (or early, whatever makes you fancy). I'm beginning to think I have a sleeping disorder, or it may be the radio waves from the computer screen that keeps me awake, or the aliens from planet Klingon tinkering with my brain ever so diligently, or that my brain acts as a transmitter/receiver that it is constantly receiving and transmitting (duh!) information, or i have insomnia (grabs hair and starts ripping it out). I am not quite that insane yet, which reminds me of a really, really cool spell in Harry Potter "crucio" it pretty much tortures you and make you look like one crazy mother father XD.

She who must not be named.
Cannot play any games.
I cannot say her name.
Or else she will put me in pain.

Some call it a poem, others a piece of art. I call it children rhyming words. Why? I totally have no idea. I like to call things differently, I had this awesome idea for a baby's name, boy or girl, it doesn't matter what or who it is. I wanted to name my baby ZFHDNVH (pronounce it as: John). How cool is that? It totally doesn't make sense! I know, but wouldnt it be cool to have a name without vowels? Imagine this scene:

The teacher is marking who is absent and present in class and when the teacher gets to your name and they attempt to have a go on pronouncing your name, it kinda would be like: Swahili, German, Chinese, Taiwanese, all the other ----nese, Russian and all the other ----ian in one go. Mad tongue twister, that teacher would be speaking 20 languages mixed together in word. They should invent a word for that something like: blenguage (blended language), ain't I creative. Then that teacher would ask you how to pronounce and you'll be "ummm... John its so easy to pronunce my name, damn risky!"

♥ 23.07.09 ♥