Art of An Artistic Artist

Perhaps, its the lack of vision, understanding and knowledge that I fail to see art as "ART". What is so artsy about this? Its... hey! A black & white canvas!

Art must be appealing in one's eyes (in my opinion), having no artistic skill at all in terms of drawing or painting unless you call owning noobs a form of art then yes, I'm very artistic and you can call me Van Gogh, Vincent Van Gogh. I like Van Gogh because apparently from what my artistic friends told me is that he cut off his ear because he needed some inspiration and that's what made him great but I guess I'm highly exaggerating to make the story more dramatic and interesting. Truly, I think he was just one insane, psychotic, crazy artistic person (my opinion, yet again). So here's some of the photos which I call "ART". They are very pretty and very appealing, enthralling, captivating, eye-catching and you get my drift. Here are some examples:-

colour your world

"artists think. artists think with their eyes. artists think with their eyes open."

...wouldn't mind this for my next car :)


ABC easy as "123"

basically shows where the word "light" originated

my photography skills - fail

Although I failed to see what seems to be so interesting in that black & white canvas. A friend told me once that you have to know the meaning behind the art, some people paint blind folded, other they tie themselves on a rope and swings while painting and other crazy ideas. Which reminds me of my idea for my master piece. I'll jump off the highest skyscraper and while falling I'd quickly paint my masterpiece of art and call it "Into Oblivion". Too bad, that will never happen though, I'd rather live than die famous.

i love life, nubcakes

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

It's that time of the day, wait, 4:17am to be exact. I'd like to think my intellect is at a high during these early morning periods. I do not know why I do not feel tired or why I can stay up this late (or early, whatever makes you fancy). I'm beginning to think I have a sleeping disorder, or it may be the radio waves from the computer screen that keeps me awake, or the aliens from planet Klingon tinkering with my brain ever so diligently, or that my brain acts as a transmitter/receiver that it is constantly receiving and transmitting (duh!) information, or i have insomnia (grabs hair and starts ripping it out). I am not quite that insane yet, which reminds me of a really, really cool spell in Harry Potter "crucio" it pretty much tortures you and make you look like one crazy mother father XD.

She who must not be named.
Cannot play any games.
I cannot say her name.
Or else she will put me in pain.

Some call it a poem, others a piece of art. I call it children rhyming words. Why? I totally have no idea. I like to call things differently, I had this awesome idea for a baby's name, boy or girl, it doesn't matter what or who it is. I wanted to name my baby ZFHDNVH (pronounce it as: John). How cool is that? It totally doesn't make sense! I know, but wouldnt it be cool to have a name without vowels? Imagine this scene:

The teacher is marking who is absent and present in class and when the teacher gets to your name and they attempt to have a go on pronouncing your name, it kinda would be like: Swahili, German, Chinese, Taiwanese, all the other ----nese, Russian and all the other ----ian in one go. Mad tongue twister, that teacher would be speaking 20 languages mixed together in word. They should invent a word for that something like: blenguage (blended language), ain't I creative. Then that teacher would ask you how to pronounce and you'll be "ummm... John its so easy to pronunce my name, damn risky!"

♥ 23.07.09 ♥

Lachesis

Razer Lachesis

I am definitely a sucker (stupid, stupid, boy) for brands. "Razer" one of the most distinguished and prestigious brand name for gaming hardware. I recently bought one for a whooping $139.99 (it makes me feel so much better that its not $140.00, seriously it does) and what captured and captivated me the most was the brand name itself, (heck, i don't know what Lachesis is or how to even pronounce that word) the packaging (it comes in a nice black box with green writing, green yum) and the description on the box:-

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Named after the venomous lachesis muta muta - Latin for "bringer of silent death" - the Razer Lachesis takes on the same lethal traits as its namesake that will send shivers down your enemies spines (well thats scary and deadly, definitely deadly).

"The Razer Lachesis knows no rules and takes no hostages. Victory beckons move in for the kill."

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So when I tried the viper (mouse, pardon my lameness, its terrifying), I couldnt believe it, I could not control it, moves so fast and it reacts so quickly that if i just slowly move my hand the mouse goes to the other side of the computer screen (24inch wwwwwwiiiiiiidddddeeeee screeen).

"WTFREAK!!!" said I. "How can I possibly own little nooblets now? I would epic misclick because this mouse is superfast and be called a noob in DoTA."

Feeling downcasted and downhearted that my ability to own noobs does not exist as of now when I use whats suppose to be a pro-gaming mouse which claims that it would give me an edge when I game. Grabbing the black with green writing box (its very pretty, its green) I read more details on the box. Gathering my phlethora of knowledge in the Information Technology area, I started reading the interesting chart:-

Laser Sensor: 3G (Im assuming its like mobile phones, where 3G is faster than 2G)
Sensitivity(dpi): 4000 dpi (dots per inch) more dpi = more accurate.
Tracking Speed(ips): 60 - 100 ips (inch per second) dont ask me, i have no idea.
Acceleration(g): 25(g) Im assuming, the more (g) the better it is.

Anyway, barely understanding what the numbers mean. I decided to try it out and play a couple of games of DoTA. After 1.5+ hours of gaming, I managed to play 3 games of DoTA consecutively, which was a record because I normally get bored after 2 games. I was rather impressed with my results. This mouse was awesome, it lives up to its name. It's deadly, dangerous and deathly to nooblets (like yourself most probably).

STATS DO NOT LIE

It might be the mouse, It might be me. It doesn't really matter. Its called PWNED!

AB. @ US WEST LORDAERON [ BATTLE.NET]

P.S. I found out how to pronounce the word: Lach⋅e⋅sis /ˈlætʃəsɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [lach-uh-sis]

beginning of a beginner

anger bottled up inside is not good for my health, hence im releasing it slowly into the world.

as ive told a friend of mine, that i do fail (terribly fail, without exaggeration) when writing. i do try to make sense (my hardest, mind you) and yet i still cannot reach her level of vocabulary and finesse (she's a walking dictionary, yet again i am not exaggerating). but enough said, i love writing as much as a fat kid loves cake (or baking cake whichever you would prefer), so that's another reason why i should start this little blog of mine and im gonna let it shine (does anybody know that sunday school song?) so i muster all the knowledge in me in an attempt to produce a piece writing as best as i could, hopefully not sounding too idiotic & moronic that the blogging gods (if they exist) will smite me and laugh at my failed attempt.

dont judge me. im not green minded, i just happen to like the colour green.